Newton's theory of love:-
Universal law- "Love can neither becreated nor destroyed,but it can transfer
from one girlfriend to another girlfriend
with some loss of money"
First law-"A boy in love with a girl,continue
to be in love with her and a girl in love with
him,until or unless any external agent
(brother or father of the girl) comes into
play and breaks the legs of the boy."
Second law-"The rate of change of
intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous
bank balance of the boy and the direction
of this love is same to as increment or
decrements of the bank balance."
Third law-"The force applied while
purposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl
while slapping." :D
Science_is_applicable_everywhere !!
(Copied from friend's wall on Facebook)
